Oh Gross!
You call that Prose?
What Shit,
This brings me to the end of my Wit
It’s a Crime
To call this a healthy Rhyme
You are Dumb,
You literary Scum
What you deserve is an editorial Slap,
Though better still would be a death Trap
For your disgusting literary effort
Which by the way, is cheaper than dirt
What best describes your writing is the word Yuck.
Yes, dear, you Suck!
And wait! Didn’t you call yourself a Cow!
Oh sweets, I take back my words; you take a Bow
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